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The Transformation, Catherine Chidgey

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Going back to CDA just brings back memories. Watching the recruits have their chainsaw lesson, i cringed. Srsly, when they say there's nothing like NS, they meant it; every last 'greasy-mashtray-to-awful-bouts-of-homesickness' bit of it.

This week felt like it weighed a ton: the daily west-east travelling alone, can make the most patient man on Earth pull his hair out.

And i'm NOT just refering to his crowning glory.

Perched on decade-old trees, the coo-ing cuckoos are driving us mad. Know, those birds that sound like they're gonna have the BIGGEST avian-orgasm of their lives? And it just escalates, the cooing, until they (birds) sound like THAT BIRD in Shrek. :/

Okay, now two blocks away, they're mating. at 1830hrs? THAT'S SUPER EARLY BIRDIES.

Explode like balloons, please. Pop pop, pop.